woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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