we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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