Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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