yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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