My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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