walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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