Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
