i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Randomize
