i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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