dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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