my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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