we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
