Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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