About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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