what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Alive.
So much puke
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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