and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
this just has baby written all over it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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