YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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