what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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