fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Its about making memories worth repressing
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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