The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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