Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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