Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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