ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
tonight lets celebrate not being married
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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