I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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