I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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