hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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