you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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