I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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