What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
