thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think I am morally bankrupt
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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