Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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