How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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