people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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