So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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