she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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