I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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