He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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