Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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