where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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