You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can't turn off my feet"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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