Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
