Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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