God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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