Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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