guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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