So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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