just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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