Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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