He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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