party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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