I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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