Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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