That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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