Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
why is half of my head shaved?
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